smurf 'em all!

knife licking butt kicking

ultraman

it was a human number

satan

Stephen Lynch - Satan Song

south carolina

Organic Water

edited for television

The Battle of Minas Taurus

this is quite possibly the most intense nature battle i've ever seen. it's kind of like 300, only without all of the greased-up muscles.

my throat is parched

where's the presents at?

what you have for where you are

snap

... What?

patriotism

9/11 was an inside job

What can I say, I really miss shilling for the New World Order!

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sean + humus

literal idioms

phil collins is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

deselect blogger image gracefully ()

cliff cliff cliff

i miss cliff

it is like 8 bolthouse in a walrus or 6 dozen in the other

cootiecatcher

"damnit chappy, i'm doing it my way"

Saying Goodbye

Gypsy Punk

yoko is knitting me a sweater

tastes like a roundhouse kick to the face

is the board important?

Turn a flashlight into a handheld burning laser

Laser Flashlight Hack! - video powered by Metacafe

sushi bar machine.. takin' it too the STARZ!

50lbs of meat

I gave my heart and soul to you my friend
You let me fall
If you could only see what's in my heart
You'd take my hand
I've lived this life as a man would do
Why's it so hard to find the truth?
My faith is strong within myself
I bleed of pride
Inside
I won't forgive

You can't take it back now
It's to hard to swallow
No words
No conviction

I've found the truth inside myself
But I am still doing time
Opened my eyes to what is real
This world is hard
It's cold
It's agony

Breakfast is Served

his visit: day five

Yosts' house: Cissy stands in her kitchen, looking at the gun. Suddenly, a vision of John appears outside her window. "Cissy Yost!" he says, in the tone of the radio advertisement. "Are you sitting in your kitchen on 7th Street thinking of blowing off your head with your gun you got back from Kai's trailer? Have you completely run out of whatever let you put up with your asshole husband for 31 years?" She's startled -- John is reading her mind. He continues, "Do you feel that everything you ever touched in your entire life, you turned to shit and mud? Are you ashamed, Cissy, that once, when Mitch was away on one of his bullshit retreats and you were loaded on acid, and Butchie was 13, and had just won his first contest, and you were so proud of him for not being Mitch, and you went into his room, and he was whippin' his skippy, that you said, 'Let me show you had to do that.'" John smiles, and mimes jerking off. Cissy shrieks, and covers her face -- John has uncovered her most shameful, terrible secret. She opens her eyes, and John is still doing it. Horrified, she grabs the gun and shoots at John -- but the gun is empty. She looks at the gun. She doesn't know what's happening. John continues, "Have you wanted to kill yourself every day since, Cissy, and not even known it? And turned yourself into the worst ball-buster known to man, so no one would be with you, and you wouldn't have to be afraid that you'd ever do something like that again, that's how ashamed of yourself you were?" Cissy starts to sob. "Do you think now Shaun, who you loved so much and tried to make a life for, now you turned around and hurt his feelings so bad? Do you hurt so bad that you want to just quit and be over, everything?" Cissy nods, completely drained. "Well, let me tell you about our offer, Cissy... We'd prefer you don't! We wish you wouldn't! Our offer is: Keep going, feeling just as miserable, or worse. Hold the gun under the spigot and turn the water on. Spare Shaun finding you dead in the kitchen -- and as a bonus, you'll also receive: his love. Act now, Cissy! Baptise that fuckin' pistol!" Smiling, Cissy grabs the gun and holds it under the faucet. She looks back up at John -- and he's vanished. She looks back down at her hands, and realizes what she's doing.

is that really george harrison dancing?

to catch a predator

deal or no deal

My Favorite Action Figures in the Whole World

Jesus, the talking doll version
Company also plans dolls of Mary and Moses at start, with dolls able to recite Bible verses.

action jackson

Chromelodeon/Sprite Showdown - RED MAX

The Clauss.Hills in one year

More than meets the eye

Designer VS. Not a Designer

keith

learn how to embed videos. the IV³® Quad Cube™ ©2007 should not be a place you have to leave. it's a safe haven of enjoyment and refreshment.

also your urls suck.

we should all be baptised in the funk

What are you changing? Who do you think you're changing?

A noted female voice (No not Sarah Silverman but she's all right too):

www.quadcube.com

O'Reilly PWNED by 16 year old kid

feedamass - wikipedia in second life

article here

Fun Fact for Today

The most expensive cartridge for the Neo Geo home system is the European-localized version of Kizuna Encounter: there are only four known copies of the game, with the most recently sold copy selling for $12,000 USD.

Irony 101

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

GO TO HELL!!

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

GO TO HELL!!

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

GO TO HELL!!

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

GO TO HELL!!

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

GO TO HELL!!

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

GO TO HELL!!

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

The Miracle of Genuine Pyrex

tired of being a slave to the two jar grind?

mayostard


mustardayonnaise


mustmayostardayonnaise

engine trouble

ADD

Asshole Driven development (ADD) - Any team where the biggest jerk makes all the big decisions is asshole driven development. All wisdom, logic or process goes out the window when Mr. Asshole is in the room, doing whatever idiotic, selfish thing he thinks is best. There may rules and processes, but Mr. A breaks them and people follow anyway.

Cognitive Dissonance development (CDD) - In any organization where there are two or more divergent beliefs on how software should be made. The tension between those beliefs, as it’s fought out in various meetings and individual decisions by players on both sides, defines the project more than any individual belief itself.

Cover Your Ass Engineering (CYAE) - The driving force behind most individual efforts is to make sure than when the shit hits the fan, they are not to blame.

Development By Denial (DBD) - Everybody pretends there is a method for what’s being done, and that things are going ok, when in reality, things are a mess and the process is on the floor. The worse things get, the more people depend on their denial of what’s really happening, or their isolation in their own small part of the project, to survive.

Get Me Promoted Methodology (GMPM) - People write code and design things to increase their visibility, satisfy their boss’s whims, and accelerate their path to a raise or the corner office no matter how far outside of stated goals their efforts go. This includes allowing disasters to happen so people can be heroes, writing hacks that look great in the short term but crumble after the individual has moved on, and focusing more on the surface of work than its value.

http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2007/asshole-driven-development/

highlighted humility

Humility & the Interaction Designer
When asked what personal qualities make a good interaction designer, Larry Tesler highlighted humility:

“Enough confidence to believe you can solve any design problem and enough humility to understand that most of your ideas are probably bad. Enough humility to listen to ideas from other people that may be better than your own and enough confidence to understand that going with other people’s ideas does not diminish your value as a designer.”

Larry Tesler, Vice President of the User Experience and Design group, Yahoo in Dan Saffer’s Designing for Interaction.

big ass table

chuck norris roundhouse kicked the "we" out of "weblog"

additional information: http://chucknorrisfacts.com

april march

Medical Malarkey? Or Effective Way?

Amazon comments are funny

he's a majick man!

magic the gathering

see some crazy tricks here

differential girdle spring

album cover autobiography

1. conception

2. toddlerhood

3. prepubescence

4. puberty

5. mid-life crisis

6. golden years

7. the after-death

input device

Crazy Frog (Axel-F)

whats the deal with that

You can read minds?

noxious saliva

lose your allusion

there's a heaven above you baby

use your illusion II

illusion 1

Is This Possible??

rainbowlip

tuna helps carrot top